what people see when they look at me: normal guy. what they don't see: been taking poison damage for 4+ years since i blundered into a cursed swamp and a wicked toad blasted me with slime
hey i was caramelizing your boyfriend and he uh. he stuck to the pan. yeah i didn’t deglaze it enough and he’s really burnt on there. i mean we can soak him for a while and see if we can scrape him up but i’m not optimistic. sorry.


















